On the real guys, is it day ten yet? Because it sure feels like it has been ten days since I embarked on this detox journey. I guess it is time to stop playing and just pull the plug on this ten detox I attempted. We can’t all have nice things. WELP.
Remember how I said I felt like I was dying yesterday? I died a little inside I promise you! And also, I revived myself by having chicken chili with pasta for dinner. I also added three chicken wings just to be sure I would wake up fully conscious, with my memory intact. I did. Kudos to chicken and everything else. They got me.
I did of course feel a tad bit guilty that I fell off the wagon on day one and decided to start over today. And I did. Had a veggie smoothie for breakfast. This really isn’t the best choice for breakfast especially when the weather is at 3 degrees (Fahrenheit). I was freezing! My office doesn’t feel the need to have heat blasting through so it’s usually chilly at work. Which is where I have breakfast. And after breakfast I was good. But then the thought of having a smoothie for lunch again just broke my spirit and I decided there and then to just pull the plug and call it quits.
And that’s how my ten day detox wound up lasting a day, if that.
I would rather drag my fat ass to the gym than keep up with this detox. The toxins are just fine in my body-things I tell myself to convince myself it’s all good. But in all honesty, this isn’t for me. I guess it’s one thing I can cross off my bucket list. It goes on to the “at least I tried it” list.
I don’t know how those of you who do this for days on end manage it but kudos to you! You are the real MVPs.
I am just going to sit in this corner and think about my life decisions and accept that this is why I cannot have nice things.