Disclaimer: Majority of this post was written during my flight but the way I am committed to procrastination is what prevented me from posting it then. This was written November 13th, 2015. Yes I know. I am working on it…
Soooo let me tell you about my flight. First things first. Do not work your regular full day schedule on the day of your flight especially if your job is an hour and thirty minutes with traffic from your house. It takes me about thirty minutes to get to my job when there’s no traffic but there are hardly ever any no traffic days during the week. You would think leaving your house at six am would guarantee you the shortest drive time but nope. So many of us are up and headed the same direction each morning. Anyway, I digress. I’m that one smart person that decided, “hey I will work on the day of the trip and just leave an hour early. That should give me ample time to make it home, shower and head on over to the airport and still have plenty of time to lounge in the airport.” Not even close.
My flight was at 7:40 pm and I got off work at 3:30 pm, a plan I was so sure was genius because there isn’t traffic at 3:30 right? Wrong! I lied to myself. There was as much traffic as there usually is when I get off work at 4:30 which of course bummed me out because then my plans wouldn’t work accordingly. I made it home at about 4:45 and decided there were a few last minute things I needed to grab from Walgreens and convinced myself I had all the time in the world.
So I walk into Walgreens and of course I can’t find the body wash section because this Walgreens is different from the others. After running around like a headless chicken, I get some help and have all my items ready and leave. I rush home and take the quickest shower ever (actually the shortest shower I have ever had is one my sister dabbed a passport photo-because a passport photo only has the bare essentials-I’m sure you get it).